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{"id":5688978505881,"title":"Funny Kitchen Towel- Rational Human Being","handle":"funny-kitchen-towel-rational-human-being","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"___\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003eRepublican     ___Democrat     _\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eX\u003c\/span\u003e_Rational Human Being\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hilarious kitchen towels keep you laughing through your daily chores! Perfect gift. You’ll know exactly which friend this one is for!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dimensions: 30” x 38”\u003cbr\u003e Material: 100% Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare Instructions: Wash in hot water. Bleach if necessary. Tumble dry medium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-09-22T16:21:25-05:00","created_at":"2020-09-22T16:21:25-05:00","vendor":"Get Sassys","type":"Kitchen Towels","tags":["Kitchen Towels"],"price":1600,"price_min":1600,"price_max":1600,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":36301544030361,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"GET 8747","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Funny Kitchen Towel- Rational Human Being","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1600,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8747.jpg?v=1600811297"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8747.jpg?v=1600811297","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":11626586865817,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":325,"width":325,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8747.jpg?v=1600811297"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":325,"media_type":"image","src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8747.jpg?v=1600811297","width":325}],"content":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"___\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003eRepublican     ___Democrat     _\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eX\u003c\/span\u003e_Rational Human Being\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hilarious kitchen towels keep you laughing through your daily chores! Perfect gift. You’ll know exactly which friend this one is for!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dimensions: 30” x 38”\u003cbr\u003e Material: 100% Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare Instructions: Wash in hot water. Bleach if necessary. Tumble dry medium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}

{"id":5688977784985,"title":"Funny Kitchen Towel- Dream We Both Share","handle":"funny-kitchen-towel-dream-for-both-of-us","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"My teenager told me she wants to go someplace where nobody\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003ewill bother her. It's a dream we both share.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hilarious kitchen towels keep you laughing through your daily chores! Perfect gift. You’ll know exactly which friend this one is for!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dimensions: 30” x 38”\u003cbr\u003e Material: 100% Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare Instructions: Wash in hot water. Bleach if necessary. Tumble dry medium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-09-22T16:21:23-05:00","created_at":"2020-09-22T16:21:23-05:00","vendor":"Get Sassys","type":"Kitchen Towels","tags":["Kitchen Towels"],"price":1600,"price_min":1600,"price_max":1600,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":36301538853017,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"GET 8726","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Funny Kitchen Towel- Dream We Both Share","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1600,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8726.jpg?v=1600811927"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8726.jpg?v=1600811927","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":11627434442905,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":325,"width":325,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8726.jpg?v=1600811927"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":325,"media_type":"image","src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8726.jpg?v=1600811927","width":325}],"content":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"My teenager told me she wants to go someplace where nobody\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003ewill bother her. It's a dream we both share.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hilarious kitchen towels keep you laughing through your daily chores! Perfect gift. You’ll know exactly which friend this one is for!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dimensions: 30” x 38”\u003cbr\u003e Material: 100% Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare Instructions: Wash in hot water. Bleach if necessary. Tumble dry medium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}

{"id":5688978276505,"title":"Funny Kitchen Towel- Sister Like You","handle":"funny-kitchen-towel-sister-like-you","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Everyone should have a sister like you. \u003cbr\u003e Why should I be the only one to suffer?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hilarious kitchen towels keep you laughing through your daily chores! Perfect gift. You’ll know exactly which friend this one is for!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dimensions: 30” x 38”\u003cbr\u003e Material: 100% Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare Instructions: Wash in hot water. Bleach if necessary. Tumble dry medium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-09-22T16:21:24-05:00","created_at":"2020-09-22T16:21:24-05:00","vendor":"Get Sassys","type":"Kitchen Towels","tags":["Kitchen Towels"],"price":1600,"price_min":1600,"price_max":1600,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":36301542228121,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"GET 8745","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Funny Kitchen Towel- Sister Like You","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1600,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8745.jpg?v=1600811395"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8745.jpg?v=1600811395","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":11626762829977,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":325,"width":325,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8745.jpg?v=1600811395"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":325,"media_type":"image","src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8745.jpg?v=1600811395","width":325}],"content":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Everyone should have a sister like you. \u003cbr\u003e Why should I be the only one to suffer?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hilarious kitchen towels keep you laughing through your daily chores! Perfect gift. You’ll know exactly which friend this one is for!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dimensions: 30” x 38”\u003cbr\u003e Material: 100% Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare Instructions: Wash in hot water. Bleach if necessary. Tumble dry medium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}

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{"id":5688976179353,"title":"Funny Kitchen Towel- Aqua Net","handle":"funny-kitchen-towel-aqua-net","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I think most of my problems can be traced back to all the \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003eAqua Net I inhaled in the 80's.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hilarious kitchen towels keep you laughing through your daily chores! Perfect gift. You’ll know exactly which friend this one is for!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dimensions: 30” x 38”\u003cbr\u003e Material: 100% Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare Instructions: Wash in hot water. Bleach if necessary. Tumble dry medium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-09-22T16:21:19-05:00","created_at":"2020-09-22T16:21:19-05:00","vendor":"Get Sassys","type":"Kitchen Towels","tags":["Kitchen Towels"],"price":1600,"price_min":1600,"price_max":1600,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":36301529743513,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"GET 8652","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Funny Kitchen Towel- Aqua Net","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1600,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8652.jpg?v=1600812354"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8652.jpg?v=1600812354","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":11627860525209,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":325,"width":325,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8652.jpg?v=1600812354"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":325,"media_type":"image","src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8652.jpg?v=1600812354","width":325}],"content":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I think most of my problems can be traced back to all the \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003eAqua Net I inhaled in the 80's.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hilarious kitchen towels keep you laughing through your daily chores! Perfect gift. You’ll know exactly which friend this one is for!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dimensions: 30” x 38”\u003cbr\u003e Material: 100% Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare Instructions: Wash in hot water. Bleach if necessary. Tumble dry medium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}

{"id":5688977359001,"title":"Funny Kitchen Towel- Fast Food Napkins","handle":"funny-kitchen-towel-fast-food-napkins","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIf you don't use fast food napkins as Kleenex in your car,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003eyou must be in a whole different tax bracket.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hilarious kitchen towels keep you laughing through your daily chores! Perfect gift. You’ll know exactly which friend this one is for!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dimensions: 30” x 38”\u003cbr\u003e Material: 100% Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare Instructions: Wash in hot water. Bleach if necessary. Tumble dry medium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-09-22T16:21:22-05:00","created_at":"2020-09-22T16:21:22-05:00","vendor":"Get Sassys","type":"Kitchen Towels","tags":["Kitchen Towels"],"price":1600,"price_min":1600,"price_max":1600,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":36301537214617,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"GET 8722","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Funny Kitchen Towel- Fast Food Napkins","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1600,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8722.jpg?v=1600812018"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8722.jpg?v=1600812018","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":11627516428441,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":325,"width":325,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8722.jpg?v=1600812018"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":325,"media_type":"image","src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8722.jpg?v=1600812018","width":325}],"content":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIf you don't use fast food napkins as Kleenex in your car,\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003eyou must be in a whole different tax bracket.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hilarious kitchen towels keep you laughing through your daily chores! Perfect gift. You’ll know exactly which friend this one is for!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dimensions: 30” x 38”\u003cbr\u003e Material: 100% Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare Instructions: Wash in hot water. Bleach if necessary. Tumble dry medium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}

{"id":5688978833561,"title":"Funny Kitchen Towel- Chick-Fil-A","handle":"funny-kitchen-towel-chick-fil-a","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"The whole country could be tested by midnight\u003cbr\u003eif Chick-Fil-A was running those drive-thrus.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hilarious kitchen towels keep you laughing through your daily chores! Perfect gift. You’ll know exactly which friend this one is for!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dimensions: 30” x 38”\u003cbr\u003e Material: 100% Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare Instructions: Wash in hot water. Bleach if necessary. Tumble dry medium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-09-22T16:21:26-05:00","created_at":"2020-09-22T16:21:26-05:00","vendor":"Get Sassys","type":"Kitchen Towels","tags":["Kitchen Towels"],"price":1600,"price_min":1600,"price_max":1600,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":36301546782873,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"GET 8783","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Funny Kitchen Towel- Chick-Fil-A","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1600,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8783.jpg?v=1600810738"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8783.jpg?v=1600810738","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":11625789063321,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":325,"width":325,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8783.jpg?v=1600810738"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":325,"media_type":"image","src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8783.jpg?v=1600810738","width":325}],"content":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"The whole country could be tested by midnight\u003cbr\u003eif Chick-Fil-A was running those drive-thrus.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hilarious kitchen towels keep you laughing through your daily chores! Perfect gift. You’ll know exactly which friend this one is for!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dimensions: 30” x 38”\u003cbr\u003e Material: 100% Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare Instructions: Wash in hot water. Bleach if necessary. Tumble dry medium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}