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Citrus Slices Towel

$16.00
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Funny Kitchen Towel- Our Cleaning Lady…

$16.00
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Funny Kitchen Towel- Rational Human Being

$16.00
{"id":5688978505881,"title":"Funny Kitchen Towel- Rational Human Being","handle":"funny-kitchen-towel-rational-human-being","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"___\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003eRepublican     ___Democrat     _\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eX\u003c\/span\u003e_Rational Human Being\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hilarious kitchen towels keep you laughing through your daily chores! Perfect gift. You’ll know exactly which friend this one is for!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dimensions: 30” x 38”\u003cbr\u003e Material: 100% Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare Instructions: Wash in hot water. Bleach if necessary. Tumble dry medium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-09-22T16:21:25-05:00","created_at":"2020-09-22T16:21:25-05:00","vendor":"Get Sassys","type":"Kitchen Towels","tags":["Kitchen Towels"],"price":1600,"price_min":1600,"price_max":1600,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":36301544030361,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"GET 8747","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Funny Kitchen Towel- Rational Human Being","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1600,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":"","requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[]}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8747.jpg?v=1600811297"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8747.jpg?v=1600811297","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":11626586865817,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":325,"width":325,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8747.jpg?v=1600811297"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":325,"media_type":"image","src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8747.jpg?v=1600811297","width":325}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"___\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003eRepublican     ___Democrat     _\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eX\u003c\/span\u003e_Rational Human Being\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hilarious kitchen towels keep you laughing through your daily chores! Perfect gift. You’ll know exactly which friend this one is for!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dimensions: 30” x 38”\u003cbr\u003e Material: 100% Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare Instructions: Wash in hot water. Bleach if necessary. Tumble dry medium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}

Funny Kitchen Towel- Hitchhiker

$16.00
{"id":5688977129625,"title":"Funny Kitchen Towel- Hitchhiker","handle":"funny-kitchen-towel-hitchhiker","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I picked up a hitchhiker last night. Surprised, he asked,\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e'Why did you pick me up? How do you know I'm not a serial killer\"'\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eI told him the chances of two serial killers in one car would be astronomical.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hilarious kitchen towels keep you laughing through your daily chores! Perfect gift. You’ll know exactly which friend this one is for!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dimensions: 30” x 38”\u003cbr\u003e Material: 100% Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare Instructions: Wash in hot water. Bleach if necessary. Tumble dry medium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2021-09-15T13:24:58-05:00","created_at":"2020-09-22T16:21:21-05:00","vendor":"Get Sassys","type":"Kitchen Towels","tags":["Kitchen Towels"],"price":1600,"price_min":1600,"price_max":1600,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":36301535510681,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"GET 8706","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Funny Kitchen Towel- Hitchhiker","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1600,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":"","requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[]}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET-8706.jpg?v=1631730292"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET-8706.jpg?v=1631730292","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":23050930028736,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":325,"width":325,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET-8706.jpg?v=1631730292"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":325,"media_type":"image","src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET-8706.jpg?v=1631730292","width":325}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I picked up a hitchhiker last night. Surprised, he asked,\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e'Why did you pick me up? How do you know I'm not a serial killer\"'\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eI told him the chances of two serial killers in one car would be astronomical.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hilarious kitchen towels keep you laughing through your daily chores! Perfect gift. You’ll know exactly which friend this one is for!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dimensions: 30” x 38”\u003cbr\u003e Material: 100% Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare Instructions: Wash in hot water. Bleach if necessary. Tumble dry medium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}

Funny Kitchen Towel- Dream We Both Share

$16.00
{"id":5688977784985,"title":"Funny Kitchen Towel- Dream We Both Share","handle":"funny-kitchen-towel-dream-for-both-of-us","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"My teenager told me she wants to go someplace where nobody\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003ewill bother her. It's a dream we both share.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hilarious kitchen towels keep you laughing through your daily chores! Perfect gift. You’ll know exactly which friend this one is for!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dimensions: 30” x 38”\u003cbr\u003e Material: 100% Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare Instructions: Wash in hot water. Bleach if necessary. Tumble dry medium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-09-22T16:21:23-05:00","created_at":"2020-09-22T16:21:23-05:00","vendor":"Get Sassys","type":"Kitchen Towels","tags":["Kitchen Towels"],"price":1600,"price_min":1600,"price_max":1600,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":36301538853017,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"GET 8726","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Funny Kitchen Towel- Dream We Both Share","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1600,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":"","requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[]}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8726.jpg?v=1600811927"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8726.jpg?v=1600811927","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":11627434442905,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":325,"width":325,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8726.jpg?v=1600811927"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":325,"media_type":"image","src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8726.jpg?v=1600811927","width":325}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"My teenager told me she wants to go someplace where nobody\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003ewill bother her. It's a dream we both share.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hilarious kitchen towels keep you laughing through your daily chores! Perfect gift. You’ll know exactly which friend this one is for!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dimensions: 30” x 38”\u003cbr\u003e Material: 100% Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare Instructions: Wash in hot water. Bleach if necessary. Tumble dry medium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}

Funny Kitchen Towel- Sister Like You

$16.00
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Funny Kitchen Towel- I Have to See the Candy…

$16.00
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Funny Kitchen Towel- Fast Food Napkins

$16.00
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Funny Kitchen Towel- Facebook

$16.00
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Funny Kitchen Towel- Shoutout to ATM Fees

$16.00
{"id":5688975851673,"title":"Funny Kitchen Towel- Shoutout to ATM Fees","handle":"funny-kitchen-towel-shoutout-to-atm-fees","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Shoutout to ATM fees \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003efor making me buy my own money.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hilarious kitchen towels keep you laughing through your daily chores! Perfect gift. You’ll know exactly which friend this one is for!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dimensions: 30” x 38”\u003cbr\u003e Material: 100% Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare Instructions: Wash in hot water. Bleach if necessary. Tumble dry medium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-09-22T16:21:19-05:00","created_at":"2020-09-22T16:21:19-05:00","vendor":"Get Sassys","type":"Kitchen Towels","tags":["Kitchen Towels"],"price":1600,"price_min":1600,"price_max":1600,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":36301527941273,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"GET 8647","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Funny Kitchen Towel- Shoutout to ATM Fees","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1600,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":"","requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[]}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8647.jpg?v=1600812438"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8647.jpg?v=1600812438","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":11627939528857,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":325,"width":325,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8647.jpg?v=1600812438"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":325,"media_type":"image","src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8647.jpg?v=1600812438","width":325}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Shoutout to ATM fees \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003efor making me buy my own money.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hilarious kitchen towels keep you laughing through your daily chores! Perfect gift. You’ll know exactly which friend this one is for!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dimensions: 30” x 38”\u003cbr\u003e Material: 100% Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare Instructions: Wash in hot water. Bleach if necessary. Tumble dry medium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}

Funny Kitchen Towel- I believe in you...

$16.00
{"id":5688975032473,"title":"Funny Kitchen Towel- I believe in you...","handle":"funny-kitchen-towel-i-believe-in-you","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I believe in you.  I also believe in bigfoot, \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003eso don't get too excited.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hilarious kitchen towels keep you laughing through your daily chores! Perfect gift. You’ll know exactly which friend this one is for!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dimensions: 30” x 38”\u003cbr\u003e Material: 100% Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare Instructions: Wash in hot water. Bleach if necessary. Tumble dry medium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-09-22T16:21:18-05:00","created_at":"2020-09-22T16:21:18-05:00","vendor":"Get Sassys","type":"Kitchen Towels","tags":["Kitchen Towels"],"price":1600,"price_min":1600,"price_max":1600,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":36301525975193,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"GET 8639","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Funny Kitchen Towel- I believe in you...","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1600,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":"","requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[]}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8639.jpg?v=1600812781"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8639.jpg?v=1600812781","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":11628304335001,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":325,"width":325,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8639.jpg?v=1600812781"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":325,"media_type":"image","src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/1074\/6777\/products\/GET8639.jpg?v=1600812781","width":325}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I believe in you.  I also believe in bigfoot, \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003eso don't get too excited.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hilarious kitchen towels keep you laughing through your daily chores! Perfect gift. You’ll know exactly which friend this one is for!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dimensions: 30” x 38”\u003cbr\u003e Material: 100% Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare Instructions: Wash in hot water. Bleach if necessary. Tumble dry medium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}

Funny Kitchen Towel- Beautiful Family

$16.00
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